We've taken our hilarious Rated Dookie logo and made a cool duffel bag that's for certain going to get lots of attention.
Introducing The Official Dookies.com Rated Dookie Duffel Bag.
Yup, we're making "high fashion" bags in a limited quantities. High fashion, high phallus, highly inappropriate language for the art gallery, uptight office space or, ugh, whomever it is in your life that never takes the stick out for a little sunshine. You get the idea. Cool people with a sense of humor will love it and think you're clever, but not an elitist. Uptight and judgemental people who you don't want to spend time with anyway are likely to be triggered and they'll leave your presence more quickly if you have this bag.
We'll update this page with better photos and some witty puns that combine Anna Wintour and phallic candy soon.
Below are the standard specs and info regarding the bag and it's sizing.
This duffle bag is the perfect companion for every occasion—take it with you when traveling, running daily errands, or going to the gym. The bag is spacious and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with its multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when the bag’s helping you carry heavier things, and continue your daily run without a worry!
• 100% polyester with black interlining • Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5% • One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″ • T-piping for stability • Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap • Dual padded handles with hook & loop fasteners for easy carrying • Mesh side pocket • Multiple inside pockets