Introducing The Official Dookies.com Rated Dookie Duffel Bag.
Yup, we're making "high fashion" bags in a limited quantities. High fashion, high phallus, highly inappropriate language for the art gallery, uptight office space or, ugh, whomever it is in your life that never takes the stick out for a little sunshine. You get the idea. Cool people with a sense of humor will love it and think you're clever, but not an elitist. Uptight and judgemental people who you don't want to spend time with anyway are likely to be triggered and they'll leave your presence more quickly if you have this bag.
For certain this starts conversations at the airport. Do with that, what you will.
Designed by Pierre Buetel
Below are the standard specs and info regarding the bag and it's sizing.
• 100% polyester with black interlining • Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5% • One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″ • T-piping for stability • Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap • Dual padded handles with hook & loop fasteners for easy carrying • Mesh side pocket • Multiple inside pockets