Below is the description for the Evil Bag Of Dicks, which is the ultimate phallic candy prank. What is different about this specific product page, is that it is for our just-released Black Bag Of Dicks Edition.
It's The Evil Bag Of Dicks, but with Black Candy Dicks.
EVIL BAG OF DICKS Description:
We've taken the Best Bag Of Dicks, and made it better, by making it down-right devious!! So what is different about this Bag Of Dicks prank you ask? Unlike our standard Singing Bag Of Dicks, with the Evil Bag Of Dicks.... the jingle never stops playing!!
Can you imagine having to listen to a singing bag of dicks for hours and hours and hours... It's brutal, the ultimate phallic prank.
You read that right!! When someone clicks the play button on our standard Singing Bag Of Dicks, it plays the annoying Bag Of Dicks Jingle one time. You can start and stop it by pressing the button however many times you like.
With the Evil Bag Of Dicks, we're taking it one step further. When someone clicks on the play button, the Bag Of Dicks jingle will NOT STOP PLAYING ever. Well, that's not entirely true, it will stop, about three or four hours later when the batteries run out. MUHAHAHA!
WARNING: IF YOU SEND SOMEONE THE EVIL BAG OF DICKS, YOU VERY WELL COULD BE STARTING A FULL ON PRANK WAR!
Here's The Question We Get Asked The Most:
Yes, this is 100% anonymous if you want it to be.
No one will ever know you sent the bag of dicks, that is unless you tell them yourself! That said, don't use our service to harass anyone. Pranking is fine, harassment is not. There's a difference and the people this rule applies to know exactly what we're talking about.
You must be 18 years or older to purchase this product and you may not send any product from this website to someone who is under 18 years old.
