One of the most common requests from customers over the years was for BagOfDicks to start making the infamous "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" note cards available for purchase. We'll be the first to admit we think they are hilarious 24/7/365.
Customers who made this request often said the same thing, that there are lots of occasions in every day life where one of these cards could come in handy.
- Some jerk in a Lambo double-parks
- Best friend won't shut up about how great being single is in the age of Tinder
- Your co-worker keeps microwaving Orange Ruffy Caserole leftovers
- Need to spice up a boring regular old greeting card?
So after giving this way too much thought, we decided we should finally make it happen. Instead of simply selling just the standard paper stock cards we thought we might be able to improve things by laminating them as well.
It helps make the color pop even more, and most importantly you can literally toss these at someone like an official throwing a flag during an NFL game. The lamination helps preserve the card for repeated use.
What You Get:
10 Laminated "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Cards
10 Non-Laminated Bonus Cards
What It Costs: $12.69
As always, if you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right. Trust us though, you're going to love these laminated "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" cards. They look and feel great to the touch. Definitely a great way to tell Carl in accounting to stop microwaving damn Orange Roughy in the break room. Enough Carl, you're not even catching the damn fish.